Tumbling Dice

     As some of you know I am blessed to have the honor and pleasure of travelling around this great country of ours giving speeches about OPSEC and Security Awareness.  At each and every stop on my tour I get asked about Ray Semko, AKA “The Diceman” or simply “Dice”.  I must admit it’s starting to get annoying when after each speech some well meaning audience member comes up and says something like; “Great speech!  You educated and entertained me and we don’t get that around here to often.  The last time was when that guy Diceman was in town.  He’s great - do you know him?” 

    Yeah, I know him.  I mean, we’re not swapping love notes in gym class but we’ve had a beer or two together over the years.  Hell, he was the guy who convinced me to spend $300 on a custom robe and do my ”Revelator” speeches as they were intended - full out.  I first saw Ray speak at a National OPSEC Conference almost 10 years ago and he not only inspired me in my new chosen field but he also showed me that with enough knowledge and passion one single person could have an impact on many.  I set some significant goals that day and later that night he encouraged me to persue these goals with all my heart.  Each of those goals has been met and I thank the Lord for putting Ray in my life on that day and night. 

     And now we come to this - as I was searching the web in support of some far-flung OSPA initiative I ran across a web page dedicated to my friend Ray http://cicentre.com/dice/feedback.html.  Scanning the tabs on the left of the page I ran across one titled “D*I*C*E Store.  We’ll I just had to click on it didn’t I?  And as I scanned the list of D*I*C*E articles available for purchace I ran across these:                                                                                                                  D*I*C*E Boxer Shorts - a bargain at $19.99.  I was told that I could “enjoy the roomy comfort of our sexy boxers as underwear or sleepwear.  They’re 100% cotton, open fly…for thinking outside the boxers.  Boxers, because you don’t want to be brief.” 

     Now I have mad respect for Ray Semko and happen to think he is a true American Patriot but dude - no way can I buy these.  I see myself one day in a crowded bar where earlier I, and then Ray, wowed and inspired the audience with high-fever speeches and I’m yelling, “Hey Ray!  I’m wearing your underwear!”  Can you hear the deafening silence as every head in the bar turns to look at me with a mixture of distain and humor?  I can.  And for this reason you can all rest assured that that sentence will never cross my lips.

    And for those of you who keep asking me when Ray is coming to your town/base for a presentation check out the link above and ask him yourself.  Better yet - invite him out.  And one last thing - I’ve got a favor to ask; the next time you see a D*I*C*E speech go up to Ray afterwards and ask him if he knows when I’m coming to town again.

Keep the Faith!

Revelator

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