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No Woman, No Cry

A lesson in indicators…

A man was shopping at his local supermarket where he selected one half-gallon of 2% milk, one carton of eggs, on quart of orange juice, one head of romaine lettuce, a small can of coffee, a package of bacon, a box of Band Aids and a bottle of unscented lotion.

As he was placing his items on the conveyor for check-out a beautiful woman standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up his purchases, the woman calmly stated matter-of-factly, “You must be single.”

The man was a bit startled by her rather bold (yet correct) statement but he was also intrigued by the woman’s keen intuition and (with any luck) interest in him. So he smiled at her and then looked at the items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his selections that could have given away his single status to this increasingly hot woman.

At this point curiosity (and lust if truth be told) got the better of him and he said: “Well, you know what? You are absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that I was single?
The woman replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

So, what is the lesson here?
Simple - beautiful women do not pick up single 40-ish men in the supermarket.

But what is the OPSEC lesson here?
There isn’t one. Sometimes life just sucks.

Keep the Faith!
Revelator

“No Woman, No Cry” - Bob Marley and the Wailers

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